Robert Pattinson appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Thursday night (8/3) to promote his buzzy crime drama Good Time (in theaters Aug. 11). After Kimmel showed a picture of the 31-year-old actor lying in a dog's cage, Pattinson told a seriously effed up story about the photo.
"Oh, God! I don't even know if I can say this," he admitted to Kimmel. "There are a lot of things in this movie which really cross the line of legality. Like, it's not even on the line, it's way beyond the line."
"There's a big dog... My character, Connie, has this affinity with dogs; he thinks he is a dog in a previous life and he thinks he has control over animals," he said. "There's this one scene we shot— there's a drug dealer who busts into the room, and [my character] was sleeping with the dog and basically giving the dog a hand job."
"I asked the trainer [about it] because the director was like, 'Just do it for real, man! Don't be a p****!' And the dog's owner was like, 'Well, he's a breeder. I mean, you can. You just gotta massage the inside of his thighs.' I was like, 'Just massage the inside of his thighs?!'" Robert recalled. "I didn't agree to do the real one, so we made a fake red rocket."
"You made a fake dog penis?" Jimmy asked. "Wow, Hollywood is a great place. It really is."